Vignette noun: a brief evocative description, account, or
episode.
Today we were focused on a type of writing known as a
Vignette. To start off we learned about
the process of creating a Vignette with 5 easy steps. And below are some that I created. WARNING
MAY CONTAIN TERRIBLE RHYMING, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Brown Bear:
Billy the Bear is big as a bolder but soft as a llama
Brown as the earth and tougher than steel
By standing, he’s a tower of power. Ferocious, I hear
But there is a secret this bear doesn’t hide
Billy, you see, invented the bear hug!
Bungling bears (most are) try and fail
But their victims get scooped up in a pail
Bear hugs are harder to master it seems
Brown bear Billy can give you a most pleasant squeeze
By chance you see Billy in the woods
Be sure to ask for a bear hug, if you could
By way of advice, I ask you to know its
Billy the Bear as others may not let you go.
Gosling Feet
Sally: Hey! Have you ever thought about a gosling’s feet?
George: Really? No,
not recently.
Sally: Their feet are
webbed. They are as webbed as a Darwin’s
Bark spider’s home?
George: Wait, wait! I
read that web was 82 feet across and no goose is that big.
Sally: All right, I exaggerate. But the gosling’s webbed feet make it a terrific
swimmer. They can even beat Michael
Phelps in a race!
George: More hyperbole,
I presume?
Sally: OK, smart
guy. What do you notice about the goslings?
George: You know,
they remind me of penguins, because they can’t fly either.
Sally: Makes
sense. Actually, they remind me of
velociraptors, because they don’t have their wings yet.
George: Technically, they
do have the wings of the youth. They
just can’t fly.
Sally: Technically! Technically?
You do belong in the STEM school.
George: OK, I buy
that. But I do have a softer side.
Sally: Prove it, if
you can.
George: The gosling’s
best feature is that adorable beak.
Small , but not too small to be astonishingly cute. How’s that?
Sally: For me it’s the
tiny brown feathers I like so much. You
do know why the feathers are such a deep, dark brown?
George: No, why?
Sally: Because they don’t
stop fertilizing the earth, except to sleep.
One fat worm shaped goose poo at a time.
George: But, I think
you’re forgetting winter when they migrate south.
Sally: Sidewalks, my
friend. I present the prosecutions Exhibit
A… Look down, what do you see?
George: Whoa. How did we get from fertilizing the Earth to
Dayton sidewalks??
Sally: Geese fly to
Dayton to winter annually, right? And they
poo on the sidewalk turning them brown and fertilizing the area. I rest my case.
George: I’m
sure there is no winning this argument.
Goodbye!